icequeenforlife:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

That’s so much better.

(Reblogged from eggplantsarecool)

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

(Reblogged from eggplantsarecool)

projectendo:

This came to me like lightning outta the blue

(Reblogged from eggplantsarecool)

runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

(Source: spectacularspectacular)

(Reblogged from matthewandbranson)

derpymuffins151:

ultrafacts:

Some Mind blowing stuff

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

REBLOGGING FOR THE INCEPTION ONE

(Reblogged from pointless-posts-and-fandoms)

timelordes:

timelordes:

my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

image

(Reblogged from thecellopirate)

shadowstep-of-bast:

wildcardgal:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

I have no words.

*whispers* i need this for religious reasons

(Reblogged from meggersbear)

oberynmartall:

[enrolls in oberyn martell’s academy of throwing shade]

(Reblogged from khaleesi-mother-of-fandoms)
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literatea:

BLESS THIS ENGLISH VOICE CAST!

(Reblogged from the-madman-witha-blog)

nethilia:

chekhovandowl:

soylentvanilla:

eversolewd:

girlwithalessonplan:

windycitylibrarian:

Don’t let that image fool you. Click on the video; you won’t regret it.

(You’ll probably also shed a few tears at the end.)

AHHHHHHHHH.  So good!

See this, THIS is how adult education and illiteracy should be in real life.
People being kind, supportive, encouraging, not mocking because you took a little longer to learn something.
I’m sorry I get really emotional about people learning and education and I’m crying really hard right now because I really wish this was a commercial for a adult education network/organization that was becoming mainstream and commonplace and celebrated and not about alcohol

This is a beautiful commercial. Even though it is a commercial for alcohol, it hands down beats the usual marketing devices for such products.

this is fucking fantastic

so many feels

(Reblogged from jaminholl)